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My Wife Will Kill You T-Shirt
White 100% Cotton (Comfort Colors) / S
$34.00 USD
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My Wife Will Kill You T-Shirt
$34.00 USD
Say it without saying it. The My Wife Will Kill You Tee is for the guy who knows how to flirt with danger—just not with other women. Featuring bold text on a soft, easy-to-wear tee, this shirt delivers a playful warning that’s equal parts funny and fearless.
This one's made for the husbands who know their priorities (and who answer to a higher authority). Whether you're on a guys' trip, running errands, or grilling in the backyard, it's a guaranteed conversation starter.
Details:
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Unisex fit
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Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
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Bold front graphic that turns heads
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Perfect gift for husbands, newlyweds, or the wife who runs the show
Perfect For: Bachelor parties, beach trips, casual weekends, or any man who knows what’s good for him.
Inspired by the lifestyle behind Mad Hatter Hat Company, this t-shirt is made for everyday comfort and easy wear. Designed to be worn often and styled effortlessly, it delivers a reliable fit with quality materials you can feel from the first wear.
Whether worn on its own or layered, this tee is a go-to staple built for comfort, durability, and everyday use.
Inspired by the lifestyle behind Mad Hatter Hat Company, this t-shirt is made for everyday comfort and easy wear. Designed to be worn often and styled effortlessly, it delivers a reliable fit with quality materials you can feel from the first wear.
Whether worn on its own or layered, this tee is a go-to staple built for comfort, durability, and everyday use.
SIZE CHARTS
PLEASE CHECK THE CORRECT CHART FOR YOUR SHIRT STYLE
COMFORT COLORS T-SHIRTS
Relaxed / Classic Fit
Measurements are of the shirt, laid flat. All measurements in inches.
| Size | Chest Width | Shirt Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4 | 26 1/2 |
| M | 20 1/4 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29 1/4 |
| XL | 24 | 30 3/4 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 1/2 |
| 3XL | 27 3/4 | 32 1/2 |
Fit Tip:
True-to-size
Relaxed feel
Size up for oversized fit
TRI-BLEND T-SHIRTS
Slimmer / Athletic Fit
Chest measurements are BODY measurements, not shirt measurements.
| Size | Fits Chest |
|---|---|
| Small | 34–36 |
| Medium | 38–40 |
| Large | 42–44 |
| X-Large | 46–48 |
| 2X | 50–52 |
| 3X | 54–56 |
Fit Tip:
More fitted than Comfort Colors
Size up if you want a relaxed fit
NEXT LEVEL T-SHIRTS
Modern / Slightly Fitted Fit
Measurements are of the shirt, laid flat. All measurements in inches.
| Size | Chest Width | Shirt Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17 1/2 | 27 |
| S | 19 | 28 |
| M | 20 1/2 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |